what not to share

A: All of the above.

omglolfb — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:24:13 +0000

Jenni is in bed. Posting from my phone. Watching The Santa Clause…on a Saturday night. Not sure which part of this post is the MOST pathetic?!?!

Tagged: get a hobby!, no one cares, omg, that's unfortunate

We got some fluffy 2-Ply right here!

omglolfb — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:20:56 +0000

Erika Oh my God, I gotta poo so bad!!! TP anyone…?

Tagged: how old are you?, no one cares, really!?, that's unfortunate, TMI, unnecessary, update status now-relevant activity later, wtf?, YOU NEED HELP.

facebook police alert!

omglolfb — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:18:24 +0000

EBS Oh god. I can see peoples quizzes with the new facebook app! Please stop posting your quiz results to your “profile”. I hate seeing them and it’s just clutter.

Tagged: be cool - stay in school, facebook interactions are better than real ones, get a hobby!

GREAT JOB!

omglolfb — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:15:03 +0000

GetYourOwnDamnMilknCookies says Hi ho hi ho, it’s off to work I go…after my 8 year maternity leave! I spent a few days training there already and I’m actually looking forward to being a grown-up and having different responsibilities! I’m so grateful and lucky to have been home for 8 years and that I saw my kids into 1st and 2nd grades! Now I gotta do what I gotta do!! Thank God I’m married to Superman. Ernest, Nick & James – I love you guys!!

Tagged: Dr. Phil Moment, facebook.mommy.com

Be easy girls, I don’t shave down there! That’s GROSS!

omglolfb — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:12:02 +0000

T is offically Single!!! NO more drama, NO more lies, NO more BS. I am happy with this decision and if he doesn’t know that it is what I said it is, then he will know soon enough. Going out tomorrow and I can’t wait. Shaved all places …that need to be shaved, hair , pedi and mani’s tomorrow. I am out and I know I am doing the right thing. The male who is accompaning me is a happy one!!! He waited a long time.

3 people like this.

K I kno thas right..go head cuzn!! Enjoy urself!

T cuz. I sure will and can’t wait.

L Go on girl!!! But really…. did u have to tell us about the shaving in all the right places? TMI….lol! J/K… make sure the shape up is tight in the most important place…hey…u never know……..

N I know that’s right!!! Get it girl !!!

G Well look at the butterfly that finaly came out. Proud of you girl. You deserve this night. But the shaving thing, I don’t think I would have told that story. Lmao

A DO THAT……SHAKE THAT ASS AND WATCH YOURSELF, SHOWEM WHAT YOUR WORKING WITH.

T Uh I shaved my underarms and legs ladies, come on ya’ll!!! I wouldn’t shave there. Who does that?

Tagged: desperate for a follow-up question, Dr. Phil Moment, how old are you?, no one cares, psych ward, TMI

Yes, this conversation happened for all of the internet to see.

omglolfb — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:08:29 +0000

Girl A: i think this is the sadest I’ve felt in a long time! LIFE SUCKS!

Girl B: Hey girl what’s wrong. You were happier at work. What brought you down:(

Girl A: I took an ovulation test and it was negative.

Girl B: Oh girl I am sorry!!! Well stick with the original plan and that may cheer you up some. Maybe something wonderful will happen.

Girl C: We will fix your sadness at the beach. I love you Jo.

Girl A: I’m just a little depressed. Nigel and I have been trying to have a baby and I thought I was ovulating, but I wasn’t. Just discouraging!

Tagged: doctor/patient confidentiality, really!?

We’re renaming this blog. It’s now called “WHY!”

omglolfb — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:06:59 +0000

BCE Gotta love changing a big ole diarrhea diaper thats leaking out the sides….Ahhhhh the joys of motherhood ha!

Tagged: facebook.mommy.com, get a hobby!, really!?, TMI, wtf?

why why why

omglolfb — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:57:41 +0000

Liz does anyone in the york area have a children’s play shopping cart they would like to sell?

Tagged: facebook.mommy.com

Haha… oops!

omglolfb — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:54:15 +0000

Rachel The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase “Regards” again.

Tagged: that's unfortunate

Way to impress us with your grammar while speaking on these ‘lazy’ people.

omglolfb — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:52:25 +0000

Gilda is going to call the Dept of Welfare and turn some lazy asses in, oh u know who u r so watch out!!! Not paying 4 u anymore, get
a job!!!!!!!!!!

Tagged: be cool - stay in school